United States v. Gordon, 1:19-cr-00007-JAW

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA v. DOUGLAS GORDON

1:19-cr-00007-JAW

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT DISTRICT OF MAINE

October 17, 2019

ORDER ON DEFENDANT'S MOTION IN LIMINE TO EXCLUDE ANY EVIDENCE OF EMAILS SENT BY THE DEFENDANT TO THE PROSECUTION AND TO SPECIAL AGENT LOREN THRESHER

In anticipation of trial on charges of criminal copyright infringement and mail fraud, a defendant moves in limine for a pre-trial ruling excluding any evidence of email messages sent by the defendant to the prosecution and to a special agent of the United States (Government) under Federal Rules of Evidence 401 and 403. The Court concludes that the email messages are inadmissible with one exception.

I. BACKGROUND

A. Procedural History

On September 19, 2019, Douglas Gordon filed a motion in limine to exclude any evidence of emails he sent to the prosecution and to Special Agent Loren Thresher, who is the Homeland Security Agent assigned to the investigation of the case. Def.'s Mot. in Limine to Exclude Any Evid. of Emails Sent by the Def. to the Prosecution and to Special Agent Loren Thresher (ECF No. 93) (Def.'s Mot.). On September 24, 2019, the Government filed its response to Mr. Gordon's motion in limine. Resp. of the United States to the Def.'s Mot. in Limine to Exclude Any Evid. of Emails Sent by the Def. to the Prosecution and to Special Agent Loren Thresher (ECF No. 101) (Gov't's Resp.). On September 30, 2019, Mr. Gordon filed his reply. Def.'s Reply to the Gov't's Resp. to Def.'s Mot. in Limine to Exclude Evid. of Emails Sent by the Def. to the Prosecution and to Special Agent Thresher (ECF No. 119) (Def.'s Reply).

B. The Emails in Contention

Although he alludes to other emails, Mr. Gordon attached to his motion an email string that contained only one email from him: an email dated September 4, 2019, directed to Attorney Stephen Smith, but that Mr. Gordon blindcopied to Assistant United States Attorney (AUSA) James Moore. Def.'s Mot., Attach. 1. It reads:

Ok, this thing has reached a new level of ridiculousness.

I appreciate the updates but I don't need to see more threats and taunts from the playground.

It's kind of boring. Please just send me the important stuff and the Trial start date.

If you are required to send Jim's mind game messages to me as my lawyer I understand.

But please forward them to my new email: Whogivesafuck@jimcansuckmydick.com

Id. at 1.

Attached to the Government's response are a series of twelve emails from June 22, 2017, through November 19, 2018, each addressed from Mr. Gordon to Special Agent Thresher, and two emails from Special Agent Thresher responding to Mr. Gordon's emails. See Gov't's Resp., Attach. 3. Chronologically, the emails with subject lines are:

1) June 22, 2017: Next time, Pizza!

Sorry I missed your visit last month. Next time let me know when you're coming and I'll order pizzas. What kind do you guys like?

Maybe you won't trash my house so bad if I buy you lunch.

Gov't's Resp., Attach. 3 at 1.

2) June 24, 2017: Seriously?

After 2 years, the US Customs thing . . . Again?

You guys really are a "one-trick" pony. The Hillary email "investigation" took like 2 weeks. And that was about the SECURITY of the entire country! and you guys are in charge of keeping the HOMELAND safe?

No wonder your agency is the biggest joke after FEMA.

Id. at 2.

3) June 29, 2017: Purple People Eater

I noticed in the Customs Paperwork you sent me, you mentioned the movie, "Purple People Eater". Since I wasn't real familiar with that title, I googled it and guess what?

It's on Youtube. It has been there since 2013, where 139,942 people have watched it for FREE.

Here's a link: https://youtu.be/FY7NZ6vKWGM

So you can "investigate" this hot tip. Think Youtube (aka google) will be you next target? Or are they too rich, powerful and politically connected for you to try to intimidate?

Just trying to help. You don't really seem to understand Copyright or even the difference between a movie and a video game.

You're welcome.

Id. at 3.

4) July 14, 2017: Let's stop dicking around . . . . .

Are you still harassing my former employees? You know I owned Video Stores, right? They weren't fronts for Heroin sales or Terrorist Cells (real cases Homeland Security should be working on, BTW). I mean, what do you expect my former workers to tell you? How to make change for a 20 dollar bill?

If your boss, James Moore, has such a strong case (like he's been saying for almost 2 years), Why don't you just come and arrest me? Besides owning thestores, all I've done since 2004 is sell things on-line. It's really all I know. But you keep taking my computers, my selling stock of VHS, DVDs, Blu-rays and Video Games (!?!?!).

And what's up that last one? you guys took like 200 video games, I didn't see those listed on the search/seizure warrant! You DO know the difference between a video game and a movie, right? Of course, if you don't, it sure would explain a lot about this "investigation".

So anyway, you continue to take away the only way I know how to make money, and I have more medical issues then ten residents of the average nursing home. Did you know I had upwards of 20 strokes between 2012 and 2015? Jesus Christ, Man!

Just come and arrest me, let the federal government prison system take care of me and you can stop wasting time and money on these stupid "raids". Maybe you could then go after some REAL criminals. ?

Cheers!

Id. at 4.

5) February 24, 2018: Florida

Wow.

This must be an important case. Your hunting them down everywhere.

I can't image the resources your wasting. You know, Florida?

Do you ever think about that? Law enforcement went to the parkland shooter's house 39 times!!!;

While you guys were jerking each other off trying to figure out who owned the rights to some TV movie from the 70s!

I guess it's ok, being a lapdog for corporate america is way more important then saving lifes.

Id. at 5.

6) March 23, 2018: You Lied to me

The first day I ever met you . . I asked you . . .

"have you ever done a copyright case like this?"

And you said . . . many times . . .

I call BULLSHIT

but if you lie to me . . . it's ok . . right?

Will you fuckers please bring this to trial? Cause I am going to eat your lunch . . and not in a nice way . . .

Id. at 6.

7) April 23, 2018: So . . . . .

. . how's the "investigation" going?

It's funny you're dragging my name through the mud . . . . "looking" for possible federal crimes that MAY have been committed . . . . and talking to many, many people . . . . for years now.

Are you feeling a little stressed to come up with something?

And YET, on August 4th 2015, you already pinned me as some kind of crimelord mastermind.

Hmmm, Dude, I don't know whoever gave you such a hard-on for me, But I guess I'll find out eventually . . . one way or another. And then we'll get the REAL story behind this shit show.

Id. at 7.

8) April 24, 2018: Oh, one more thing . . . .

. . did you ever watch Columbo? I loved it when he did that . . . .

When I said in my last email . . . "you're dragging my name through the mud" . . . . there is a legal phase for that, you know . . . when you accuse somebody of something falsely, charge them and damage them . . . . I can't think of it now. I'm sure you're aware of legal term . . That's why I need you to bring this to trial . . . . because every time you harass my friends, former employees and people close to me I'm adding another zero to the lawsuit I'm going to file against you personally (and the US Gov.) . . . just FYI . . . we're at 7 zeros now. Would it help if I strolled around out front of the federal building holding a HAM SANDWICH . . . .?

Id. at 8.

9) October 23, 2018: Question

Do you think we could talk some time?

Id. at 9.

10) October 23, 2018: Email from Loren Thresher to Mr. Gordon Re: Question

As I understand you are represented by counsel we can only speak if your attorney allows it. Please have your attorney contact the U.S. Attorney's Office.

Id. at 10.

11) October 23, 2018: Email Re: Question

Yeah, I think I just fired him. But I guess I'll get a new one . . . and then maybe?

Id.

12) October 24, 2018: Email from Loren Thresher to Mr. Gordon Re: Question

Mr Gordon:

We would like to speak with you, however, we believe it is in your best interest to be represented by an attorney. If you are no longer represented by your current attorney of record we suggest you retain another attorney. If you are not financially able to retain the services of another attorney you may be eligible to have another attorney assigned by the Court Clerk's Office. We cannot meet with you without an attorney unless you acknowledge in writing your understanding of your right to have an attorney, the absence of any attorney representing you at this time, and your desire to speak with us without an attorney.

Id. at 11.

13) October 24, 2018: Email Re: Question

Ok, you shan't hear from me again.

I've been properly scolded by Steve.

Again.

Id.

14) November 19, 2018: That's so funny

. . . and kinda sad. While you were down at Maine Maritime Academy, trying to figure out who owns the rights to some 70s TV Movie . . . they were being "phished".

You know? Cyber security? A REAL crime . . . . .

But that shit scares you, obviously. That's why you dick around with "easy wins".

of which I am not. Please . . . Please . . . Please. . . bring this to trial . . .

Id. at 13.

II. PARTIES' POSITIONS

A. Douglas Gordon's Motion in Limine

Mr. Gordon points to the Government's discussion of nullification in its trial brief to show that the Government "intends to offer certain emails made by [Mr. Gordon] as part of its case in chief." Def.'s Mot. at 1 (citing Trial Brief of the United States at 6 (ECF No. 91)). Mr. Gordon argues that the email messages he sent to the prosecution and to Special Agent Thresher are "simply irrelevant" because "they do not establish any element of criminal copyright infringement or mail fraud and artifice." Id. at 2. Mr. Gordon further asserts that if the Court finds the email messages relevant, it should still exclude them because they "would confuse the issues for the jury,...